Friday, 28 March 2008

It has the Chivas brand but...

Buying food I came face to face with the official Chivas Tequila!

Would I drink it?


I'm leaning towards no. The bottle rocks anyway!!!

Monday, 24 March 2008

Great Movies!

Last week, being holy week and everything, I went to the movies twice. I watched Juno* and Cassandra's Dream**.

Juno is the best comedy I've seen in a very long time. The main character is hilarious, dialogues are clever, humour is just as I like it: sardonic and corrosive. I'm a big fan.

Cassandra's Dream is the second straight London-based non-comedy film by Woody Allen. It rocks. I think it captures human nature perfectly, and shows that the line that separate us from being criminals is extremely thin. However, I think that Match Point (the first London-based non-comedy film by Woody Allen) is even better (this opinion might be influenced by Scarlett Johansson starring it).

* In Latin America, they decided that a movie title should somehow resemble the script. For that reason they named it "Juno: Crecer Correr y Tropezar". They always do that shit you know? like in Kill Bill, La Venganza and Cloverfield, Monstruo

** Named "Los Inquebrantables" in Spanish. What a freaking crap! When you think they have reached their top level at making stupid translations, they come up with this!!!!!!!!


Well, the point is that it's the first time in a while that my Movies Top 10 is modified (twice, in the same week). Here's it:

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Kill Bill
3. Reservoir Dogs
4. Trainspotting
5. Requiem for a Dream
6. Pi
7. Match Point
8. Cassandra's Dream
9. Juno
10. Star Wars. The Empire Strikes Back

Yes I'm a HUGE fan of Tarantino.

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Sobre Mexicanos en las FARC

Cargaré con el riesgo de ser calificado con uno o varios de los siguientes adjetivos:

- Fascista
- Nazi
- Panazi
- Panista de mierda
- Hijo de [inserte el nombre de su empresario de preferencia aquí]
- Reaccinario
- Cachorro del imperio
- Vendido
- Imperialista

y daré a conocer el coraje que me da que, con el treinta y pico por ciento de impuestos que me retienen cada mes, le paguen servicios de educación superior a personajes que HACEN PROMOCIÓN A ORGANIZACIONES TERRORISTAS Y HASTA TERMINAN EN SUS CAMPAMENTOS. Nos enteramos de unos cuantos, quién sabe cuantos desaprovecharon la educación que les dio la universidad que sea y terminaron de parásitos revoltosos.

Lamentablemente es muy difícil controlar estas cosas, y es preferible su existencia a no tener a nuestra máxima y excelente casa de estudios. Pero me da coraje.

Que vaya y chingue a su reputísima madre Lucía Morett, y que sus jefes dejen de decir estupideces.

Y arriba las invictas Chivas =)

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Martina Hingis


Why Piero admires Martina Hingis? Because she used to play like THIS:



1. Chase Championships 1999. Match point vs Venus Williams:





2. Australian Open 2001. VS Serena Williams (6-2 3-6 8-6)





Best regards from Bogota =)