In a perfect world all comic strips would be like "Pearls Before Swine". It's the best comic, perhaps side to side with Dilbert. Everything is perfect... starting with the characters: a megalomaniac rat who complains about the strip itself and about all living things (it's the best character), a naive pig who is incompetent and isn't aware of his true surroundings, and other minor characters (a fraternity of retarded crocodiles, a zebra trying to survive them, an ultra-smart goat and a hiper agressive duck who serves Pig as bodyguard).
But well... I really don't want to bore you with blah blah blah... so here are some strips from Pearls Before Swine (CLICK ON THEM TO MAKE THEM LARGER):